No Goes

It almost made me not want to buy her REAL jeans haha.

lol!

Just an observation. There are two girls sitting infront of me on the train at thr moment.

One is wearing a long sleeved red vneck top and a high waisted flowy black skirt that comes up to mid calf and flats. Simple make up and hair in a ponytail. She looks smoking hot.

The other is wearing jeggings and a top that manages to expose midroff and clevage, and keeps appying bronzer every couple of minuites and is orange, and keeps asking her friend standing next to her if her quiff looks 'sexy'

I get the feeling that only one is trying to look sexy, and the one not trying to achieve sexy is winning

Last night the theme of Candice's 21st was "Parisian Masquerade" - I think it was just an excuse for her to wear a corset. Anyway, I know that corsets are meant to push up your boobs, but hers was not a good look. She is quite big-busted anyway, but hers pushed her boobs up and then out and it just look quite gross. It just made all the fat bunch up near her armpits and it was not a good look, I'll have to find a photo of it when they go up. Plus, I was concerned that her boobs were actually going to fall out. I don't know if the corset was too small or just done up too tightly, but whatever it was it wasn't a great look.

hahaha a few weeks ago one of my fb friends did a photo shoot in a corset and was wearing it upside do
wn Hahahahahaha then when it was pointed out she was like everyone is so judgmental! Funniest thing ever!

Haha Ash, that is hilarious!

This doesn't show it to its full extent, but it's the best photo I could find:

Spoiler:

LOL Ash!

And Sponge, oh ... wow ... that's even worse than I imagined.

Oh dear... No, corsets are not meant to fit like that...

Oh my.

That's horrid! God I'd hope if I ever dressed like that my mates would tell me to get changed!

wednesday wrote:That's horrid! God I'd hope if I ever dressed like that my mates would tell me to get changed!

SAME!!!

I think ive figured it out, she has it on the wrong part of her torso, I think its supposed to be up more, but she's fitted it to her stomach rather than her waist.

Whatever the problem is.. yuck!

I'm glad you figured it out Kira, it was beyond me! I showed my mum this photo while my 17 year old brother was in the room and even he screwed up his face.

Because she looks gross ... her boobs aren't even nicely displayed

OH MY GOD THERE IS A MIDDLE AGED MAN ON THE TRAIN WEARING SUPER SHORT, SUPER TIGHT DENUM HOTPANTS.

My eyes, they burn.

Is this punishment for going home sick? I feel twuce as sick now.

DOES HE NOT HAVE TESTICLES? HOW IS THAT NOT PAINFUL?

I had to re-read that first sentence a number of times to make sure that it actually said "man." Yuck.

Ew Kira

Ugh, im apparently having issues with the "i" key on my phone.

But UGH, the image is burned into my head, everything else was normal, he looked like an average guy, average build, plain generic tshirt, generic runners, average hairstyle, little bit of a beard going on HOLY SHIT WOMENS HOTPANTS.

I was trying to focus on something other than him and as I was looking around all I could see was other people trying to look away like I was.

Mind you Alex, Candice has always had a strange sence of dress lol!!

She wore a corset to the CCI ball last year!

Haha oh yeah, that's right!

Words fail to describe Candice's profile picture...

Boobs but shouldn't her corset sit higher it looks like it's barely covering her nipples

Maybe she's wearing it upside down.

Gross.